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    I am a lousy photographer, and here's the evidence.

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  • Angry Alien Productions
    Home to the 30-Second Bunnies Theatre Library. My favorites: Jaws and The Exorcist.
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    More jigsaw puzzles than you can shake a stick at. Choose how many pieces, what pattern.
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    Play Boggle on the web, with people who are much, much better at it than you. Love the "words only you found last round" feature.

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I Hated Judd Winick...

Judd Winick ruined Deathstroke Over on Dance of the Puppets, Marionette points to a new set of icons made by looking2dastars: "I Hated Judd Winick before it was cool." I'm displaying the Deathstroke icon here, and I can't explain why any better than looking2dastars does:

"Are you a Deathstroke fan who is disappointed that the once moral mercenary has been transformed into yet another generic ninja villain with no code of honor at all? We have an icon for you!"

Last week when I went into my Local Comic Shop, the manager looked over my books and, seeing Birds of Prey, wondered why I hadn't picked up the Canary/Arrow Wedding Special (read the Only Review the GA/BCWS Needs at Comics Worth Reading for the short version; Designated Sidekick's slightly longer review; or Karen Healey's discussion of the big issues). Then he told me about the final page, describing it as "the most reprehensible thing I've ever seen" and telling me that reading it had made him not want to read anything else, ever again. As he was describing the plot to me, he mentioned Slade leading the assault on the wedding, and I interjected, "Another character that's been completely ruined," and he agreed it was a terrible shame. Somehow, though, I didn't realize that Slade Wilson's mutation into a fully one dimensional ninja could be laid at Winick's feet. [ETA: This means that I didn't hate Winick before it was cool.]

When I spent a semester in Spain, I didn't have a regular comic shop, or anyone I could ask to pick up my comics for me, so I picked some "must read" titles and got them through DC Direct. One of these was Deathstroke the Terminator. I remember my mother saying, "My twenty year old daughter reads something called 'Deathstroke the Terminator'" in something like a despairing tone of voice. It was a damn fine series, with excellent characterizations.

Amazons Attack! #4

I just logged into my various accounts for the first time since Friday night. I've been either reading Harry Potter, or recovering from reading Harry Potter. No spoilers here, but the last book is terrific.

And then there's my usual weekend reading.

There are comics that I buy even though they're awful. Some of them are so bad as to be enjoyable (Anita Blake). Some I buy largely out of habit--that's the only possible explanation for why I own the last couple years of "Uncanny X-Men". In the case of "Amazons Attack!" I keep buying the comic in the irrational hope that at some point this will all make sense.

A hope this wild is easily fed--you start seeing signs and portents everywhere. In this issue, I draw hope from the fact that Pfeifer admits that what we've seen so far is wildly out of character for the Amazons. He does this through Superman, whose speech starts with the words, "What's happening here?! What has happened to you [Amazons]?!?" Readers have been asking those questions for some months now. So, my wild, irrational hope is that now that the sheer wrongness of the premise has been acknowledged, it can be explained. I dare not hope for a credible explanation, however.

Question: in the last page, is Selina talking to Batman on multiple display monitors (when did Selina get those in her cozy little apartment, or the hotel she's hiding in now that the apartment's been exposed?) while wearing only a plain, white bra?

Amazons Attack! continues to be very difficult to read without all the crossovers--I've no idea what's going on with Grace Choi here.

Over in the Catwoman issue this week, meanwhile, in case we didn't understand who's really running the Justice League show, regardless of the chairmanship, when Batman hightails it for Gotham, TV news makes it clear that the metas' battlefield performance becomes "scattershot", without "any organization at all."

Gail Simone's farewell issue of "Birds of Prey" is mercifully free of Amazons attacking. What we have instead is the return of Zinda (who's not stuck in Siberia), Babs kicking ass, take-out Chinese, and an explanation for Misfit. In short, all the wonderful we've come to expect.

Not Just a Cigar

I sat down in Dunkin' Donuts today to read my comics. I got to page 4 of "Y: The Last Man" and decided not to read that one in such a public place, since for several pages Yorick and Beth are naked and in the middle of sex. I don't want some kid to come in for a Munchkin and accidentally get an eyeful.

I am nearly as embarassed by an ad campaign that's been running in the comics for the last several weeks. The series, shilling Ball Park hot dogs, has up to this point consisted of photos of an average young man with a third (very muscular, manly) arm protruding from his abdomen, clutching a hot dog in a bun. The copy reads, "Hunger gets what hunger wants." The MySpace page has 4300 friends.

This week in "Countdown" and (to my horror) "Black Canary", I find there's an eight page insert on the theme, featuring art by Mad Magazine artists. One series of short cartoons in which shlubs are shown taking advantage of their third arms makes the message most explicit in the top two cartoons. In the first, the third arm emerges from the abdomen and pries open a sleeping man's eye to make him aware of a curvy woman walking by. In the second, two men arm wrestle heatedly using their third arms.

So basically, we have a series of ads showing some guy pulling on his wiener.

She Reads Superhero Comics

Over at Newsarama, Lisa Fortuner beautifully explains why she reads superhero comics (excerpt):

"It amazes me that it never occurs to certain people that the problem is not one of jealousy or lack of attraction, but of identification with the character."

Tripod - "Comic Shop"

Via When Fangirls Attack, of course. Absolutely hilarious.

I Read Superhero Comics

In the last year or so, there's been a growing community of feminist comic book readers in the blogosphere. Naturally, this has led to wider (and/or louder) discussions about the role of women in comics (as characters, creators, etc.) In recent weeks, comics blogs exploded over a few items, specifically the MJ-as-Grunge-French-Maid statue (what the hell's a comiquette, anyway?), the cover for Heroes for Hire #13, and the Nymphet collection. Since feminist comic book readers have been speaking their outrage over these issues, a number of other comics fans have predictably acted defensively, asking why we read superhero comics if we hate them so much, arguing that the misogynist state of mainstream superhero comics is due to market forces, and, when all else fails, calling feminists fat and ugly (or maybe not). A lot of this backlash is in reaction to the perception that critics of these items 'hate' comic books and are attacking them. Naturally, some comics fans react defensively to the perceived attack on their beloved medium. As comic fans, many are stereotyped as pimply, unemployed losers with Peter Pan Syndrome, so it's only natural comic fans might be oversensitive to criticism. There's a reason I don't tell people at work about my comic collection.

Why do I, a self-supporting, adult female, read superhero comics, despite the fact that I sometimes object to their depiction of females? Because the best are imaginative and interesting. As fantasy/wish fulfillment material, they afford the reader a gratuitous sense of power and strength--not just physical strength, but strength of character, poise in the face of danger, leadership of one's peers. When female characters consistently fail to display such strength, I feel like women still have a long way to go.

I like Star Trek for similar reasons. In addition to imaginative alien customs and things that go boom, Star Trek has a philosophy. It makes me feel good about humanity. Star Trek has ideals, its humans are resourceful and idealistic, they BOLDLY go where no one's gone before. That was my perception of even the original series when I was a child, because there were women officers on the Enterprise, and they were theoretically equal to men. As an adult, I often can't bear to watch those episodes, because even though they were ahead of their time forty years ago, their portrayal of women now seems hopelessly outdated. The regular female cast are basically a nurse, a telephone switchboard operator, and a secretary, none of them with more than a dozen spoken words per show. The female guest stars are largely either (a) the love interest of a fully-realized male character OR (b) irrational, even psychotic, shrews. I adore Star Trek, I enjoy watching it, I'll endlessly discuss it's deeper meaning, etc., etc., but I'm still going to complain that in the fourth season of Enterprise, after she's been commissioned by Starfleet, the fact that T'Pol is wearing those catsuits and high heels instead of a uniform like everyone else's is stupid.

A few weeks ago I walked into my local comic shop, and they were watching an episode of the 1980s "Spider-man and his Amazing Friends" cartoon. I vaguely remember watching this as a kid, and I was so hungry for female characters of any significance at that time, I'm sure I liked Firestar. In the episode being shown in the store that day, Dracula ensorcells Angelica to be his love slave (or the closest G-rated analogue), and at some point Angelica is so overcome by conflicting inputs, she faints. I observed that of course the female character faints, as well into the 1980s female characters passed out at the drop of a hat. The store clerk added that he'd seen several episodes of the cartoon in recent days, and that Firestar was always falling in love with the male guest (even Kraven the Hunter).

I expect better these days than delicate, fainting flowers desperately seeking a boyfriend.

Think of the average comic book large-breasted woman in jeopardy as an actor in blackface. That's not a woman--it's a man in disguise, playing the stereotype of a woman, and doing it with such broad strokes that no one is fooled by his disguise. Some people find any man in woman's clothing funny. As soon as a guy with a mustache straps on fake boobs and a skirt, some people laugh (see the Hasty Pudding Club's extravaganzas). I've never found that sort of thing funny, any more than I find blackface funny. Real drag queens, however, can imitate women in a way that makes you wonder what gender they were born into. I want a comic book superheroine who's so well-written and drawn, I can't tell if the creator is female, and I don't care.

I enjoy good story, a plot that makes sense, dialogue that feels realistic, emotions. I love fight scenes and big explosions and technobabble, but those things can't exist in isolation, without a coherent story and characters. I want characters who don't exist solely in relationship to others; characters who do not exist solely as decoration or damsel-in-distress; characters who are consistent in their behavior (not unchanging, since growth over time is to be expected, but not multiple personality disorder, either--Typhoid Mary excepted). I want to be able to tell one character from another, to see individual personalities.

New nightmares and old

Tonight I finally read Occasional Superheroine's "Goodbye to Comics" (conveniently indexed by Elayne Riggs). I know everybody else read it six months ago--I always keep up with the times, hmm? Anyway, "Goodbye to Comics" is funny, awful, painful, insightful, and all that stuff everyone else already said six months ago, so I won't bother.

Yet, as I've mentioned before, it's all about me. In the last installment, the Occasional Superheroine writes about a friend of hers, an old man in ill health, whose apartment is so full of comics and collectibles the EMS guys can't figure out which pile of junk is actually a person. Elayne Riggs comments that a friend of hers died in a fire when rescue workers couldn't get through the exits, which were blocked with comics.

I now have a new nightmare about my old age and eventual death. I will not be the old lady with all the cats (I love animals, but am highly allergic to felines), found six months after her death, when the power's been shut off due to non-payment and the landlord comes to evict the deadbeat tenant. No, instead, I shall be the old lady who dies in an apartment rendered unfit for human habitation by thousands and thousands of comic books.

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman as drawn by George Pérez When I was a child, I had chronic bronchitis. I lost 20-odd days of school in the fifth grade alone. Sometimes when I was sick and my mother went to the pharmacy, on a whim, she'd buy me a few comic books. I read those comics absolutely to shreds. I can't have read more than ten issues total in my childhood, but I treasured them.

My senior year in high school was less than idyllic. Kids who had been my closest friends not only dumped me, but harassed me by phone, notes and whispers. Eventually there was a police investigation. For several months I couldn't answer the phone in my own home, and when we returned from vacation and stepped from the car, I realized my parents were looking over the face of the house, counting windows and checking for damage. One day at the end of that school year or the beginning of that summer, I was in the pharmacy and stopped by the magazine rack. There were comic books, and I think the memory of that special childhood treat really appealed to me right then, when I felt alone and hated.

The comic I bought that day was Wonder Woman, vol. 2, #8, "Time Passages". The issue had much more text than I would expect from a comic. The story was interesting and literary. The title character was fresh, with no baggage, and the supporting cast was fully realized. There wasn't any clumsy dialogue of the "Great Hera!" variety, and someone had actually bothered to get the Greek mythology correct. Eventually I learned about the Crisis on Infinite Earths and the George Pérez relaunch of the character, of which I had the eighth issue. Slowly I accrued the back issues of Pérez's Wonder Woman, as well as the issues going forward.

I went to Wellesley College, so the home of the Amazons, Themyscira (thankfully not called Paradise Island), an island of women who knew what they wanted and were perfectly capable of getting it for themselves, had resonance for me. Eventually, I started reading the Fantastic Four and the Teen Titans, and in a couple of years I'd begun picking up X-Men. At first I mostly bought comics in drugstores; eventually I started venturing into a comic/music store when visiting Harvard Square. After I'd earned my degree and was living independently, I became a comic junkie who showed up every Wednesday for my new comics. Now I'm almost 40, and I have a serious storage problem and am on a first name basis with the proprietors of my local comic shop.

I'm fond of the Pérez Wonder Woman, as I think of issue #8 as having brought me to comic books as a regular reader. You could argue that a few battered issues of Kamandi and Justice League of America (specifically, #143, which featured Wonder Woman in a decidedly unfeminist story) that I wheezed over years earlier were really my entrée to the medium, but I give credit to Perez. You'll forgive my bias, then, when I say that was one of the great character relaunches in comics.

Volume 3 of Wonder Woman, on the other hand, is one of the worst relaunches I can recall (issue #9 at your local shop now). It's been a mishmash of half-finished stories (I shouldn't complain, I suppose, as none of the stories were well done) by the rotating writers. Diana is saddled with the Diana Prince identity again (and a white pantsuit, since someone in editorial actually thought the I Ching era was a good idea), and apparently despite years in "Patriarch's World," she doesn't know how to pump gas, use a subway turnstile, or order coffee. Also, she just doesn't know who she is (warrior? diplomat? murderer? Amazon? human?), and Circe is being particularly obnoxious about this--god help me--Identity Crisis.  Recent issues have been further hampered by the need to conform to the rather muddled "Amazons Attack!" event. The awfulness of the book has not been helped by an extremely irregular publication schedule, and the creative team's effort to catch up.

The morning I picked up issue #7, I glumly thought to myself that the only way the book could get worse would be the return of the purple ray (I hadn't been reading Identity Crisis). Sure enough, the hokey purple ray is back, only now it's a purple death ray instead of a healing device. If Hippolyta bleaches her hair, I'm outta here.

It's often been said that Wonder Woman is one of the icons of American culture, and one of the few powerful female ones. Despite her recognition among the general public, and despite her great power, Diana has been treated unevenly over the years, and right now we are clearly experiencing one of the low points. She's not simpering over Steve Trevor, but she is whisking Nemesis away so that he can't flirt with Canary anymore. I hope that Gail Simone, whose work on Birds of Prey has been excellent, can make this mess coherent and interesting again.

I love your perfume

While reading this week's new comics, I discovered Marvel has started a couple of new lines of branded products, advertised heavily in current issues. My favorite is the Marvel Heroes Eau de Toilette. I assume this is for children to play with, and the product is priced in the $10-15 range. The page at Perfumania raises some interesting questions, though:

  • Spider-man is "for boys", but Hulk and X-Men are "for men".
  • Spider-man and Hulk are described identically (bergamot and petitgrain, Orange Blossom, woody tones, vanilla and musk.) X-Men omits the Orange Blossom.
  • "Superman for men by MARVEL"? AND the scent is described as identical to Hulk and Spider-man. Someone call DC's land sharks...

My first thought on seeing the ad was, "Who wants to smell like the Hulk? I can't even imagine how rank Hulk must smell." My second thought was, "Is there seriously a market for this?"

Pulling Off The Wings

This afternoon in my local comic shop, I noticed a new statue/figurine/whatever-you-call-'em behind the counter. Yes, for only $99.99 you can own a cast metal sculpture of Archangel's techno-organic wings. Just the wings. No Archangel.

I was curious as to how anyone came up with this idea, and searched for more information online. Seems this is one of a series by Marvel and Sideshow Collectibles called "Marvel Archive" which depicts

Enchanted weapons, high tech armor, and adamantium laced skeletons - just some of the unique items that are wielded by the denizens of the Marvel Universe. The Marvel characters are as well known for their costumes, weapons, and gadgetry as they are for their heroism and villainy.

Other items in the series include Hawkeye's mask, bow and arrows, Doom's gauntlets and mask, and Captain America's shield and mask. All of these have the air of monuments to the dead, not unlike the soldier's boots, helmet, and rifle sometimes displayed at military ceremonies to represent those killed in combat. Archangel's wings, however, are a part of his body, and therefore a rather gruesome trophy.

Plus they just look silly.